Woman Turns Man Into Statue With Icy Glare

europe-182767_640London—Bystanders were quite stunned today when elderly man Amos Whitfield suddenly turned into a statue. Apparently, Mr. Whitfield had told a woman that she would be much prettier if she smiled. The woman then gave him an icy glare so powerful it literally froze him into place.

The frozen man has attracted tourists from all over. Visitors, however, seem divided over how to feel about Mr. Whitfield’s predicament. Men, for the most part, are shocked and horrified, while women are amused and surprised it hadn’t happened sooner.
“Honestly, if the authorities find her I’d like to buy her a pint,’ said one woman, while another added, “It’s about damn time.”

Lauren Pathak  for Pf Magazine

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