When my owner (not calling her mum) said she was going to start blogging as me, all I could do was bark. Sadly she told me to stop barking and hit the […]
Charlie The Rescue ~ Blog
The Monologues of Clementine Close~Verity
Verity Here, take a look at these handcuffs, I’ve just bought them from that military shop up Camden way. They’re stronger than the ones I’ve been using; reinforced steel. The others were […]
If Google Translate Took Over Your Online Profile – Dating Over The Age Of 50
Disclaimer I am writing this for a friend; Any Resemblance to Actual Persons, Living or Dead, is Purely Coincidental A friend of mine who has recently found herself single after 15 years of […]
Love Island ~ An Urban Dictionary
Whilst Love Island stands defiant and continues to start when the football has gone to extra times and penalties, some viewers have stated difficulties in understanding some of the language used within […]
Your Monthly Horoscope With Dr. Pat Cancer ~ July
Aries (March 21-April 19) As Olivia Newton-John sang in the 1978 movie of the same name, “Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yippity dip de doom“. Just harmless fun, you may think. Yes, to the less […]
