Meghan has granted Pf Magazine exclusivity for a private, intimate series of interviews in the run up to her wedding to that odd looking ginger chap who we must all bow down to.
“To be honest with you,” say’s Meghan with a heavy sigh, “I thought he was a pop star. I got him mixed up with that funny looking ginger one who plays guitar – all these English men look the same. I had never given the Royals much thought, but when a Prince asked me out on a date, of course I jumped at the chance. Having a TV show to promote is hard work, you know.
“When Megan Costello invited us to her new eight bedroom farmhouse in Norwich we couldn’t wait to hear about the new addition to her family.”