Lauren Pathak is a writer and walking disaster currently based in the United States. Follow her on Facebook or Twitter to see what mayhem she’s currently causing.
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It’s happened. You’ve collected your mail only to find a crisp white envelope containing a wedding invitation, and in a moment of foolish optimism, you RSPV’d. First, congratulations on still having friends […]
If you’re like me, you consider one of the biggest downsides of having a human body to be aging. As the years go by we slowly breakdown, developing fine lines and watch as our once perky body parts sag further and further south. Fortunately, we can stave off aging at least a bit with these 5 easy tips.
With summer rapidly approaching pretty much every woman is riddled with anxiety. I mean who hasn’t had a panic attack just thinking about swimsuit shopping? With these four easy steps however, you too can feel like a beach goddess.
Continuing my never-ending quest to lead a more healthy and natural lifestyle I reached out to renowned homeopath and part-time Uber driver Celeste Kumquat. She was gracious enough to fit me into her busy schedule, and hopefully give me some much-needed advice.
2017 gave us extremely chiseled, contoured features coupled with matte everything. Spring 2018 however seems to be taking the opposite approach with dewy skin and glossy lips coming back into style. The biggest makeup trend however is definitely going to be ‘Plane Landing’.
Adelaide, Australia–It seemed like any other Sunday until Andrea Whitfield and her husband Derek received an earth shattering call. It was Derek’s mother calling to inform them that she intended to move from Brisbane, a comfortable 2000km away, to their town of Adelaide.
I’m a big fan of clean living, at least until I get bored with it and go back to unclean living for a while as I am wont to do. One of the hardest habits to break though has been my dependence on coffee.
“London—Bystanders were quite stunned today when elderly man Amos Whitfield suddenly turned into a statue.”
“New York—In breaking news award winning actor John LeBalsac has spoken out against acclaimed writer, director, and walking sex offender stereotype Woody Allen.”
“Pennsylvania—Last year Marie Hobeck stunned the world when she decided to leave the comfort of her underground bunker, located in rural Pennsylvania, and rejoin society.”
“Recently I feel like I’ve been in a beauty rut. There are days I can barely be bothered to wash my face before bed let alone follow an actual skin care routine, and frankly it shows. The biggest wake-up call was when a stranger, obviously mistaking me for a hobo, threw some change into my Starbucks cup. That’s why one of my 2018 resolutions was to start a proper skin care routine.”
One of the ugliest and most controversial trends in millennial relationships has to be ghosting. Every time I’m at the supermarket I see articles about how the horror of ghosting is ruining modern love & friendships. Admittedly I have not actually read any of those articles because I’m too cheap to buy them and no longer welcome at my local library, I am however interested in the topic.
“…I figured my kidneys and liver were doing a great job cleansing my body of toxins like it was their damn job because it was their damn job. I was finally sold on the cleanse however after learning it was recommended not only by Dr. Mercola but by the great Gwyneth Paltrow. Exceptionally talented, fabulously wealthy, and apparently woke as fuck there was no way Paltrow would steer me wrong.”
“…It all started when host Jimmy Kimmel began his opening monologue by dragging out a dead horse and pummeling it.”…