Dr. Pat Cancer
Dr. Pat Cancer is an ex-international investment banker, risk assessor and problem solver. His passion for astrology came late in life after a chance payment to a ‘Heavenly Bodies’ cable show got him hooked. Pat lives alone with himself and is survived by two children. He hopes to have more, but with somebody else next time.
Pat collects death masks and turtle necks.
Contributions to Pf Magazine
With GCSEs looming this can be a testing time for Tourists, who are not often prized for their academic stealth. But fear not, because the planets have your back! A rare collision between Saturn and Jupiter causes a harrowing dent in the cosmos, delaying the progress of mankind and at least the first two written exams.
As the days turn milder and spring pokes an inquisitive toe above the ground we can be forgiven for getting a
little nostalgic, and if history teaches us anything it’s that we should have studied harder in geography. Luckily, none of this applies to you and absolutely nothing happens this month.
What have the stars got in store for you this month? Here you’ll find insight and sound predictions on the things that matter, from love, work, family and love work. Pat Cancer is a Dr. of Poultry Science and has two previous dogs.