Dr. Pat Cancer

Pat Cancer

Dr. Pat Cancer is an ex-international investment banker, risk assessor and problem solver. His passion for astrology came late in life after a chance payment to a ‘Heavenly Bodies’ cable show got him hooked. Pat lives alone with himself and is survived by two children. He hopes to have more, but with somebody else next time.

Pat collects death masks and turtle necks.

Twitter @thatpatcancer

Contributions to Pf Magazine


Your Monthly Horoscope With Dr. Pat Cancer ~ July

 Aries (March 21-April 19) As Olivia Newton-John sang in the 1978 movie of the same name, “Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yippity dip de doom“. Just harmless fun, you may think. Yes, to the less […]


Your Monthly Horoscope With Dr. Pat Cancer ~ June

Aries (March 21-April 19) We all have that one friend. They don’t text back, they turn up late, or they steal from you. That one buddy who drags you through hell as […]


astrology-signs-163520_640Your Monthly Horoscope With Dr. Pat Cancer

May 2018

With GCSEs looming this can be a testing time for Tourists, who are not often prized for their academic stealth. But fear not, because the planets have your back! A rare collision between Saturn and Jupiter causes a harrowing dent in the cosmos, delaying the progress of mankind and at least the first two written exams.


astrology-signs-163520_640Your Monthly Horoscope With Dr. Pat Cancer

April 2018

As the days turn milder and spring pokes an inquisitive toe above the ground we can be forgiven for getting a
little nostalgic, and if history teaches us anything it’s that we should have studied harder in geography. Luckily, none of this applies to you and absolutely nothing happens this month.


 

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Your Monthly Horoscope With Dr. Pat Cancer

March 2018

What have the stars got in store for you this month? Here you’ll find insight and sound predictions on the things that matter, from love, work, family and love work. Pat Cancer is a Dr. of Poultry Science and has two previous dogs.


 

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